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Well, They Said They Wanted a Chubby Baby…

My Mom & Dad kept saying they wanted a chubby baby, so I decided to give them what they wanted. After popping out a few weeks early – it was getting awfully cramped in there – I’ve been slowly packing on the pounds. Granted, I have a long way to go in order to catch my betrothed – give it up for my girl Rotunda! – but I’m on my way! Mom, Dad, keep those bottles coming.

If I Were Old Enough to Surf the Internet...

I may not be old enough to surf the internet just yet – and my motor skills could use a little work – but, like my sister Ruby, there are still places that speak to me:

ESPN - I am a boy after all…
Old Navy - This store could appear on any of our lists
Playboy - It’s never too early to start scouting the chicks!

LITTLE D’S PICTURE PAGES: PHOTOS AT BIRTH | DAILY LIFE

Kicking Back and Enjoying the Good Life

I’m more than three months old, which means I’m finally coming into my own. To the shock and dismay of my father, I still have blue eyes, and my Mom says I might even have some blond hair! (Paternity tests are underway.) Despite a look that may be worlds apart from my siblings, I enjoy some of the same things they did at this age:

Rolling over... Try and put me on my stomach and see how long that lasts
Pooping... I can usually catch Mommy right as she’s changing my diaper!
Drooling... I’m three months old – what do you expect?!

Ode to a Fallen Musketeer

Stepping away from what would have been a memorable – although difficult to spell – middle name, Mom & Dad decided to spare the family and future school teachers significant headaches and dropped D’Artagnan from my name. As such, on April 18, 2006, they welcomed me, John Daniel DiPasquale, into the world. Weighing 7 lb and measuring just over 19” in length, I came out wailing, leaving the crying to my very ecstatic parents. From such humble beginnings, I have begun to take the first steps towards ruling our home!

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